i want to pour alcohol into my tummy so i don’t have to taste it ever again
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
Whole country in rebellion? Wouldn’t want anything like that!
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
if you recite Bible quotes in an argument you automatically lose.
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
me and my jasmine hoop by moodhoops, I love it, its incredibly balanced and just flows amazingly